An old timer told Craig and Dave a Newfie Joke

This is how the joke went . . .

Back in the day, this young man living in Newfoundland wanted very badly to have his own car. Since he had no money and couldn't find work he left Newfoundland and went to Toronto. He was having a hard time saving up money and finding consistent work. One day he was walking on the side of the road in a remote area and came across a young woman having car troubles. He asked the woman, “What was wrong? “And she replied that she didn't know, but it wasn't working anymore. Much to her relief and gratitude, the young man offered to take a look. After a bit of work, he was able to get the car working again. The woman was so appreciative, she offered him some money for his work, but he wouldn't take it. He was just doing what any Newfoundlander would do, helping someone out in their time of need. Since she fancied him and thought there was a bit of chemistry between them, she went to the tree line and stripped off her clothes laying them on the ground and said, “Take what you want.” So, he took her car. When he made it back to Newfoundland he bumped into an old friend who asked how he got his car. After he told him the story, his friend responded, “I think you made the right choice, because I don’t think the clothes would have fit you.”